Out Cold and Not so Loving It!

After exhausting all the bad puns like getting cold feet, receiving cold shoulders and giving me the shivers, i decided to explain my first real winter in Shillong. For a normal guy from Chennai whose only definition of winter is to keep the fan at speed 4 instead of 5 - 2 room heaters, gloves, socks, cap etc is an overkill of some magnitude. Its 2-3 degrees in the night and 10-11 in the day. I can imagine all the log in US smirking “dude, you call that winter?” but let me assure you, people who have seen 0 of Delhi say this is worse.

What about the winter, I have a problem with, i wonder. I guess the answer is a long list. The fact that we have to wake up before 9 for class, fact that it gets dark at 4pm, fact that u just can’t stay awake, fact that u can’t walk around the campus without being covered in truckloads of clothing and swearing under your breath, trying not to shiver in front of specimens of the opposite sex – its seriously not so fun. To compound that, a problem probably that shouldn’t be mentioned here, but having to contemplate “doing your duty” in the evening time for the fear of ice cold water....

As very philosophically I observe, every cloud has a silver lining; its the gold digger who is disappointed by that. Amidst all this while I’m all cuddled up under the rajai with the laptop actually on my lap top, can’t help but think of the positives. Like the frequency of baths – just once a day is sufficient! (this is for all my classmates). An excuse to laze around without a reason. And how can i forget the oh so beautiful winter foliage of trees that are completely pink!! This place is beautiful.



You know, its not helping..I surrender. I just went out to get a book and i was squirming like a 3rd std kid who had a full bladder. Till two weeks ago, while the ppl from rest of India were wearing jerkins and sweaters, we south Indians were the studs walking around in T-shirts. Now u should see us :D Give me hot, burn the place down, call it hell, I would be just fine. But cold and to that assignment deadlines, talk of limits.

I now dread to think I’ll have to prepare for 9 exams on a trot in 2 week’s time in this cold after which, Oh wait! I’d be flying home! Yo Chennai! I miss you :( More so after I read the 2 states. Nice book. Loved it and was able to relate to most parts :D Guess we are like that only! Wonder how tough it would be to convince my parents for a punjabi girl.. :P

PS: Just wondering.. noone in mind :).

Talk about fairness

Every time I faced a situation that warranted saying “This is not fair”, i would get back a prompt reply from any corner that says “Who said life is fair?” It never used to answer the question but it seemed an extremely calming reply. Like blaming politicians, Government, population, terrorism and now recently recession for anything and everything that goes wrong at the micro level. Somehow it is built into the system to take it in our stride i guess.

But at times, situations arise that will push to the limit like a Roadies task with Raghu in it. In all this corporate mist, there is an often over hyped but undervalued concept called honesty, sincerity etc that everyone stresses but no one bothers about. I mean i can imagine a prisoner’s dilemma problem with 2 really honest thieves that will always arrive at the dominant solution all the time. But in reality there ain’t much impetus for such ‘vices’ is there? I mean this is not the honesty that does the entire assignment days in advance and presenting the facts. No one ever does that!

2 years in my ‘corporate life’ (my ex-colleagues would jump up at this), i made friends. Professionalism to me atleast dealt more with being a straight shooter, probably choosing your words, but getting the point across. That is probably the reason I can still call them up one odd weekend and discuss their new car or marriage plans. But situations change, where shitload is all that is ever dumped on u for things u do and things u don’t do and to top it all u get penalized for your stupidity in believing in such stuff as fairness.

While i sound like the beaver (??) in Ice age who has lost his acorn again, it registers on me that it is all an srk movie dialogue of two paths etc etc. Somehow, at the moment though, i don’t see much logic in all the shit that needs to be taken over such outdated concepts. Perhaps it is high time to put a for sale sign over soul?

Talking of fairness, i got reminded of one of the gems. At some point of time 6 months back, 3 of us guys were discussing girls.
P1: “Which one is .......? Is she the fair one?”
P2: “I don’t know! I have never seen her arbitrate anything before”
P1: ?????
Me: ROFL

To that my favourite quote of Jack sparrow.
“You can trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. It is the honest ones who u have to worry about because u can never say when they would do something stupid”

A declaration that none of what is mentioned refers to some level as to the magnitude of Ramalinga Raju who thought the internet was the confession chamber. Nor am i planning to go around scheming (i generally do) devious plans to have my revenge. Guess this is just regretting the opportunity cost of a stupid decision. :)