Thursday, July 30, 2009

Random Blog

I can’t think of anything subjective and there are a lot of little events and incidents that i have an opinion about (not all good and not all sayable either). So here goes on whatever is commentable.

Last weekend, my activities would befit the job description of a secret service agent – staying under cover and hot! Unfortunately both were literal given i was bedridden (not exactly) with a temperature that borders on crazy. Thanks to a few caring souls around, I am back on my feet. But the interesting fact that mine was not a one off case and there are atleast a dozen ppl who’ve fallen for this seasonal change kind of makes it a challenge. Let me tell you – misery does not always love company!

Then there’s the Kopda cup. The IIMS take on IPL is much more appealing than the original given the participation and the cheer. The class girls were divided into groups of 3 and they became the team management who with the help of the ‘free’ captain would buy the players for their team. The concept was wonderful, not because it was borrowed, but the enthusiasm it generated. You should have seen our CEO’s and CFO’s running around with laptops before auction and then in the auction second guessing, strategising and running proxy price wars to weaken competition! Phew.

The week before we had a visiting lecturer teach us on sustainability. Wow! The way of teaching, the energy levels and not to forget, the concept itself was so different from what we are used to. Somewhere down the line was born the sense of belonging. It asked of me a lot of questions, and I can’t help think it is yet another way for mankind to drive his selfish needs. A desperate attempt to cling on to his un mending ways. In addition the teaching just went on to prove that anyone who is so passionate about the subject can bring out the best from the participants. We need more such Indian faculty.

The regular term began this week and seriously Its like antennas class all over again. I can’t think of the last time i had to prepare before going to a class and even that seems to help little. My gchat status msgs have already exhibited my most relevant questions i’ve come across like how can you take a subject seriously which is abbreviated as BS? (I might fall in love with this subject if i get to study) If macro study is an extrapolation of micro study, then can u study the textile industry by studying micro mini skirts?

Other than that, been suiting up to pose for pics which seem to come out comical than professional. Though kind of liking the suited up feeling especially without a tie and a jeans pant below. Too bad style ain’t an option :P Spoke to an couple of normal people (not in B-school yet) and realized the ‘opportunity cost’ was not a big deal given its still bright and happy :)

As i cough like Devdas with a spoilt larynx i sense, not all good opinions are appreciated nor are all bad opinions unwelcome. But I still am in no mood to entertain people’s wrath. Let me get back to the Price Elasticity of demand that i need to prepare for tomo. Oh wait, today. Damn the biological clock!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Crisis finally!

Crisis is in everyone’s dictionary these days and each in a totally different meaning! A lot of people know i’ve been talking about writing on Crisis ever since i read the Andromeda strain by which i mean i’m going to copy paste the excerpt and take credit for bringing it to notice :D As a severe case of Baddder Meinhoff syndrome (google it), ever since i came to IIM Shillong, everywhere I hear someone or the other using the word.

Dean – “Crisis is the mother of innovation” (Catch phrase here)
Visiting faculty – “Our resources drain is gonna lead to a huge crisis soon”
Senior - “You’ll hear a lot about this @$#%^ Crisis a lot”
Overheard – “Shit,Personal Crisis time! I’ve run out of clean ‘things’ to wear” :P

But on a more serious note I suggest you read the following excerpt and appreciate the relevance to anything and everything u see around.

According to Lewis Bornheim, a crisis is a situation in which a previously tolerable set of circumstances is suddenly, by the addition of another factor, rendered wholly intolerable. Whether the additional factor is political, economic, or scientific hardly matters: the death of a national hero, the instability of prices, or a technological discovery can all set events in motion.

The noted scholar Alfred Pockrun, in his study of crises (Culture, Crisis and Change), has made several interesting points. First, he observes that every crisis has its beginnings long before the actual onset. Thus Einstein published his theories of relativity in 1905-15, forty years before his work culminated in the end of a war, the start of an age, and the beginnings of a crisis.

Similarly, in the early twentieth century, American, German, and Russian scientists
were all interested in space travel, but only the Germans recognized the military potential of rockets. And after the war, when the German rocket installation at Peenernfinde was cannibalized by the Soviets and Americans, it was only the Russians who made immediate, vigorous moves toward developing space capabilities. The Americans were content to tinker playfully with rockets and ten years later, this resulted in an American scientific crisis involving Sputnik, American education, the ICBM, and the missile gap.

Pockran also observes that a crisis is compounded of individuals and personalities,
which are unique:
“It is as difficult to imagine Alexander at the Rubicon, and Eisenhower at Waterloo, as it is difficult to imagine Darwin writing to Roosevelt about the potential for an atomic bomb. A crisis is made by men, who enter into the crisis with their own prejudices,propensities, and predispositions. A crisis is the sum of intuition and blind spots, a blend of facts noted and facts ignored.
Yet underlying the uniqueness of each crisis is a disturbing sameness. A characteristic of all crises is their predictability, in retrospect. They seem to have a certain inevitability,they seem predestined. This is not true of all crises, but it is true of sufficiently many tomake the most hardened historian cynical and misanthropic.”

MC
The Andromeda Strain

Beautifully put. Our actions without thought, bear the burden of sowing the seeds for things you do not anticipate. Yes, Man is intelligent enough to come out of it, be it the current global meltdown or the energy crisis. But aren’t we always thinking in retrospect? True, one cannot predict whats going to happen, but you can adjudge what your present action might lead to. The entire concept of causality is not a retrospective study.

I’m not sure, if this is true of every person, but whenever i try to do an impact analysis (a term from office), i end up over-thinking. There was a brief coverage on Game theory for decision making, but what we don’t realize is how do you account for variable change when there is a sense of foreboding and inevitability! (see movie 21 :) )

I sensed i’m going too technical (or just terms dropping), but something we need to think about before we term the situation as crisis. Problem, scenario, difficulty, hurdle are more apt words than a crisis for most of our day to day life. But our decisions taken to handle the scenarios are to be rational and with a bit of forethought.

As i typed this, i kind of remembered that our batch music band is also called Crisis! They were awesome in the cult comm fest yesterday, and i need to make a special mention of the pianist and singer, a certain Rukma Jayaram (here). She’s got 3/4th of the batch having the gchat status messages praising her voice and more so in awe after reading this article. The humbleness of someone like her and the fact that she’s one among a very promising set of future managers, makes me really proud to be part of this batch :)

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

From Byes that weren’t extras to Skip distance strategy

When you have a screwed up pun in the title, the chances are you are on a roll! Being on a roll is a bad news if you are a chicken I guess (buwahaha).

I half expected to see myself getting the business focus, the professionalism and a small amount of cut down on my PJs since I’m now a part of the IM Shillong family. What i didn’t take into account was the fact that I’m back to a college and hostel life! :D

When I quit my job and moved from Bangalore, amidst sad faces (who were secretly exchanging hi-fives whenever my back was turned) there were 3 things that I realized.

a) I’m going to be missing a few people whom I’m really glad I met and Sincerely hope to be in touch with for the rest of my life (a very tough promise)

b) Now that i won’t have a pay-check, I’m actually dependent again and can’t spend big!

c) You cannot carry 5 bags of luggage on your own and cross the railway over-bridge without looking stupid

The week I spent in Chennai after that I kind of realized being literally jobless, I was working more than i ever did in office! Of course a whole lot of running around in the hot sun, eating home food and pampering my dog left me with one day to pack all my stuff for probably a really long stay away from home. (2 years in Bangalore or 4 years in VIT, i ended up coming home atleast once a month). So while all the batch mates I met at the airport were paying extra luggage I was the only one who had less than the limit allowed!! Kind of explained the borrowing I’ve been doing here in the name of "inclusive development" :)

Shillong – Love at first sight! Though it took my maiden flight, bad airline sandwich, a 3.5 hour drive that was dangerously probing the anti gravity attributes of the bad sandwich, the thing that remains in memory of the 1st of July was my “Shit! This place is Awesome!!” Lush greenery everywhere, warm people, beautiful landscapes, cool weather (I’ve been wearing a jerkin all the while) and above all the excitement at pursuing my dream! I’m gonna be writing a lot more on this place in the next 2 years. ( i left out - the chance to flaunt my hindi :D)

The rigour of work interlaced with ice breaker sessions topped off with awesome partying last -weekend. I got back into the groove of exam-eve-night at VIT (here an everyday affair), long useless conversations (never lost touch) and terms dropping (now all management terms like sustainability and crises) totally out of context (all this before the term even began). Just took a break and came after an hour of absolutely crappy conversation (taking cases and my own case taken) laughing my ass off . Aah, college :D A lot of time to talk about it.

An electronics engineer might know what a skip distance might mean. It is more so relevant in a class room where there’s a terrible generalization that first benchers are sincere ;) On one day when i sat there, a blog entry got written on a fellow students page on how first benchers are sincerely taking notes. Those drawings in the margin and the philo flowing plus the sleep u can manage without getting caught aren’t something that is apparent. Doesn’t hurt in this concept called class participation either :D

I hope to be a bit more regular in this new avatar of dumping business jargons to trivial issues to take off the steam of serious assignments :D Next, i hope to write on crises, long pending after Crichton’s Andromeda Strain :) Adios till then.