Of Bachelor Gangs and trumped up charges..

You will probably know a seemingly somnambulistic individual, prowling the corridor at ungodly hours [Even by a hosteller’s standard!] uttering inaudible words. On closer examination u will notice the headphones [With miniaturized gadgets u can’t identify the actual bonkers case!]. Or the guy whose “Haan.. mathlab.. chuckle.. giggle”emanates from behind the doors of the only proper loo when u want to use it! Well I can’t offer my opinion about their counterparts but I can state boldly these people are generally loners. Not that their gangs disowned them but they chose to be so.

I personally know people who have detached themselves from the gang on the arrival of a girl. As one of my friends remarked “What the hell did she do to him!? She’s changed him completely!!”. O course his frustration is justified. A guy who used to shower us with four letter words at the frequency of a klystron oscillator [ECE guys] now wincing every time I utter a rare disgusted profanity.. I mean, HOW CRAZY IS THAT!!!

Having brought on the charges guess the burden of reasoning rests with me. Let me start with a simple explanation.

If u have read Freakanomics u would probably know, the one point the author is trying to drive home is - Man is driven by incentives. So he mostly settles for the side with the butter. I mean a group to hang out with and party is not exactly on par with a more ‘harmonally’ driven relationship [Adrenaline rush remember?] is it? For those who ask why they have to be mutually exclusive, I can tell u if everyone in the group has a girlfriend then probably yes, but then that would be a group of loners.

Snide remarks and knowing glances can be somewhat irritating I guess. Let me take a scenario. I for one believe had Adam and Eve been Chinese we would still be in paradise for they would have gone for the snake and spared the fruit. [Relevancy lost] But imagine if Adam had been offered the fruit in front of his ‘hip’ gang of guys. [clothed of-course] With remarks like “Dude, u are drooling all over” or “Hey Adam, how about the peach Daphne offered” or a mimicry of “have the fruit Adam”, who knows, we might still be in paradise!! So maybe the lost in love fledgling feels more secure in solitude. Atleast his projected image stays unshattered.

If you are on of those [unprintable profanity] guys who ditched your gang [shame on u!] and think this passage supports your actions, well u can jump off from the tallest structure and let gravity finish its job!! This is intended to come to the aid of the poor thing [read GF] who takes the rap for your misdemeanor. And if u are the GF who is appreciating my concern, I have this to say. If u breakup with ur boyfriend cause he doesn’t care for u, u know whom to approach next [contact details in profile :D]

If u just reading this for fun, hope u enjoyed the attempted behavioral explanation and nodded ur head at least once.