Of Hospital Vigils and Idli Escapades

Experiences can be fun. No, its not that kind of a write up where u talk of learning from mistakes etc. Its pretty much about having a fun time and reminiscing about that.

Last to last Sunday, a friend of mine got admitted in the hospital at 10:30 in the night. Not a great start to the fun part, but when I decided to bunk the assignment and went over to be of some help, I didn’t know what i was getting into. 4 people had decided to stay vigil – 2 guys and 2 girls and as luck would have it they wouldn’t let guys into the ward and only 1 visitor per patient. So of the limited things to do, we decided to stay put in the car for the night. Swear words of the driver, trying to sleep, notwithstanding, it was a nonstop riot. I mean when you have nothing to do but practice corny lines on targets who just keep laughing or commenting on batch with people with excellent sense of timing, its more like a David Dhawan movie – cheap humour and yet time pass :)

Btw after a saga of phone calls and surgery arrangements, the friend was discharged the next day without a scratch and the doctors having no clue as to what was wrong. Prayers do work. Except for enjoying the looks of the extremely judgmental lady in the opposite bed who was going into conniptions at the idea of guys who are not husbands/brothers staying beside a girl, the friend missed out on most of the fun part. Thanks to sedatives and bottles of saline. The friend later tried to trip one of us and then poison two others so that she can also have all that fun. :P

When parents of a fellow student come to visit, u generally don’t get all excited. Not unless you are in Shillong longing for south Indian food and they got with them 120 idlis with sambhar and molaga podi! I’m generally not one for exclusion, but when it comes to love, food or war – it is an altogether different game! Around 12 Tamil people and a chance few others (guys and girls), did the job of emptying all the 120 idlis in less than 40 mins to a very skewed distribution! Topped off with Sambhar rice made from the excess sambhar with an all out dip of hands into the container, I’m sure its not one pic i’d put on facebook :P More than the food, the way we had it, God! We thanked the guy’s mom profusely and assured her we’ll sponsor her tickets next time she comes :)

A mid night birthday party with wine(?), consecutive food outings, planned bunking strategies, shit load from different fronts and then laughing about it – all this amidst a week schedule that read 9 to 6 and a near 10 degree temperature.

People keep cribbing life is screwed up without realizing that it is this screwed up nature that keeps things from falling apart. Its not gonna get all that different. Faculty are gonna screw ur happiness, deadlines are always gonna go whooshing past, grades are gonna be in soup, but thats not reason enough to not enjoy the small moments that come your way. (:P just trying out JD’s method of summarizing at the end of the episode (scrubs-for the uninitiated))

A Sleepwalker's cup of coffee

Its tough to describe how exactly it feels, but i guess the closest will be the feeling of a live fly caught in butterscotch icecream. It knows it loves the surrounding, but there’s just too much of it and getting out alive is the prime concern.

I can say, without shame, i’ve sat through classes in engineering that were terribly sleep-inducing and at the end of it cover crap as passable questions and confuse the profs. But here i’m sleeping through classes that others find interesting and regaining consciousness only to realize I have missed some good 15 mins! The last time i did that was watching Jodhaa Akbar. Oh wait, i did that midway during my last blog....

Tho i thought ki i’ll write an extremely random updates kind of thingy (i remembered someone now :D), that have as much relevance to each other as Rakhi Sawant has to Venkatraman Ramakrishnan to cheer myself up.

Weekend following the term-end was awesome. Went to movie, food and cherrapunji and probably the best weekend in a long time! Awesome batch, cool bande aur truckloads of awesome pics. Something to cheer about. Of course not to mention a chewing gum is not a great thing to have in your mouth when cameras click. And ya, caves are places where a flash reminds you of how a deer feels, caught under the headlight.

Then a week of coming back to reality where after making fun of the profs we met for the first time, they started screwing us. Somehow i can’t seem to remember how I actually managed to read stuff in term 1 while all around ppl are frantically scanning pages of multiple books!

The last weekend had more drama than a sunny deol movie and since we were all players, had to dance around giving out threatening dialogues, open challenges and then senti monologues as well. The only thing missing was a badly choreographed song sequence.

One of my friends mentioned her hatred for the term roller coaster associated with life. Well, i agree totally. Roller coasters are so much more exciting and while falling, u at least know u are gonna be just fine. Anyways not a great deal of importance is ever associated to people’s words as it is to actions. As the song on my playlist plays as if on cue, you say it best when you say nothing at all :)

One more crazy thought that dawned between yawns in class is on temporal long distance. Spatial or geographical long distance can be bridged through diff mediums, but what about time driven? No its not about relationships, just the gap between want-to and have-to. I guess this should seriously be thought about.

Assignments beckon. Sigh.. Sleepwalking on a treadmill..

One sixth a Manager

One trimester over and here I am indulging myself in a movie marathon. After a bonfire and exercising my right to make a fool out of myself, I can’t help but think what has changed in the last 2 months!! (to what made me think of this, it was the dialogue “Its not who you are, but what you do that defines you” from batman begins) I can feel the change. Its in the form of jargons that I use, the way I break up the problem into concepts and the way I think letting your friend make a fool out of himself in front of a girl should not be stopped, since u never stop a competitor who makes a mistake :P But its extremely tough to study with nature’s breathtaking beauty around you :)

These are few truths realized in the trimester gone by in the most non academic way.

1) There are 3 types of people, the hard workers, the smart workers and those who think they are smart workers. I belong to the 3rd

2)Any professor who takes the time to develop his/her own theory, it pays off to paraphrase his viewpoints in class and ppts. Its not a suck up strategy but knowing your consumer needs say experts.

3)Professors who seem really friendly are the ones who are gonna screw you in papers

4)Any class, we can have A to Z varieties of DPs (Desperate Participation) and a combination of stuff too. I personally found it hilarious that people exhibit persistence, courage and a sense of conviction to ask such questions.

5)Bees love me. (Ph(f)oolish?) Courtesy of Keshav: With the number of bees around, tell me if this is a B-School or a Bee-School?

6)A smaller campus permits you to get up at 8.55 for a 9 class..

7)A 5 minutes ppt can be presented for 15 mins. If you have never seen the ppt before and u have to present it u can present it for half an hour.

8)Weekdays are better than weekends in terms of work load in a B-School

9)Exams that u need to write pages are the ones you generally don’t need to study much for.

10)All the horrible B-School experience based books, when they talk of staying up crazy hours, feeling you are slogging your posteriors off, are true.
Having said that, its a myth they actually work all that many hours.

11)Dilbert and Calvin philosophies work best in a B-School

12)After 4 years “Take it and Go” is again popular! History repeats itself

13) The key to reducing stress in an IIM is to have low expectations or be confident. I know, it sounds defeatist, but seriously, looking at a few friends slogging like crazy, its really tempting to tell them to google for some life and download the same!

After i slept off in front of comp while chatting with a friend midway thru post, i realized sleep is much more valuable than any movie, book or chat. 3 days of recuperation before the drill starts all over again.

Effect of a night's overdose

As i sit at 2 am with my thoughts filled with QT, normal curves and its variances (strictly statistics), two things strike me as odd
a) When stats can be interpreted in any way u want the data to read, why go thru so much trouble?
b) Which sadistic statistician abbreviated the damn subject QT!!!

Hence i decided to chuck thinking on this line. I'll embrace the inevitable outcome of a cruel experiment whose results will again be expressed as mean, distribution curve and relative ranking!

Now here's one more opinion that is doing rounds. That engineers will find QT a piece of cake. first any engineering student reading this would mutter a 'bullshit' under his breath. second, engineers are programed to think analytically in as narrow a term as possible. To substantiate whatever comes as answer, gather proof for the same. If statisticians collect data, engineers make them up! Hence on behalf of all engineers, its still a screwed up subject.

There was an interesting debate on ethics and social responsibility of Leaders in last BS class. I got reminded of an earlier mail chain in office on ethics (a rare intellectual one - thought of u ppl now). I believe, ethics are prone to change and history is written by the winning side. Had Hitler gone on to win the WWII we'd probably be talking of ethics that demand the Jews be persecuted. I don't know how many know this, but major leaders and writers like Churchhill, Roosvelt, HG wells, Bernard Shaw believed in a concept of Eugenics (wiki it). Which essentially was similar to ideology of Hitler. So who's the bad guy?? What is social responsibility is defined by the demands of a time.

And strategy seems to be on everybody's lips here! but the one live strategy that is reaping benefits is my roomie's, i must admit. After a couple of pens and markers that I took for granted and borrowed on a long term, now he's gone for the pink strategy. A pink pen and a pink marker and all pink highlights makes it impossible to borrow without being caught red handed(ironically) :P Move over Blue ocean strategy, here comes Pink strategy! (sorry da, had to mention this)

Now that i have successfully piled on work load, thanks to the match(awesome) and some more essentials, here i'm in classroom ready to take the plunge. Bye for now, sleep and all :)

When values are held accountable

Though tempted to use accounting parlance thanks to two HBR cases over the weekend, i restrain myself. Plan to do so sometime – accounting for dummies :P

Last Friday we had a day long marathon of Business Communication, a subject akin to dupatta for our bollywood heroines – Required, but no one cares. However in the first hour, there was a value judgement question on values and it kind of set me thinking. I’m not sure if there are any copyrights in this, but since it is not said so in so many words, i’ll risk the question anyway.

“One beautiful girl on an island wants to go the next island to meet her lover who is going away for many years.She approaches the ferry boat and requests the captain to take her to the other island – the ferry is the only means of communication. Since she does not have any money the ferry captain refuses. However, the captain says he will take her across, provided she sleeps with him. She refuses. She approaches Hermit 1 for advice. Hermit 1 tells her to decide on her own. She approaches the captain again, and agrees to his terms. She fulfils the conditions and reaches her lover’s island. The lover is happy finding her, and wants to know how she came since she did not have any money. She tells him, and her lover rejects her. She is tired and goes to hermit 2. Hermit 2 comforts her and gives her food. She wants to know how she can repay him. Hermit 2 says – you don’t have to repay me; I did my duty as a human.”

The question was something as to who we like the most and hate the most, without mentioning ethics or values. Of course a lot of people said a lot of stuff, but i thought there was much more to this than a simple discussion. The opinion of people kind of smoke out either the logical aspect or theatrical aspect of ppl (DP not included) that mirror the persona or so was the intent. But my point is what you perceive to be good does not mean that is a value for you.

The majority wanted to believe they liked the hermit 2 a lot. From a previous behavioural science test I also noticed most of them were type A personality, extremely competitive and more and more goal oriented.

The romantics wanted to believe they liked the lady a lot for she did what she did because she was in looveee. Somehow most of these people do not seem the type to subscribe for compromises. Most of them persons who get offended at the slightest hint of unfavourable situations.

The philosophical ones wanted to like hermit 1. Ironically most of them consulting aspirants!! I wonder how that option sounds in business decisions – do what you want, its your business. Since i actually know a hermt 1 character who’s only job when u are confused is to confuse you more by saying high fundu philo crap, I didn’t think it was a great idea. But again everyone is free to have their own opinion.

Ironically, no one liked the lover. Honestly, How many of us would have done the exact same thing under the circumstance?

The one character, who liked the captain cos he gained the most, somehow was extremely harshly judged. She being a good friend of mine, the line of thinking was apt for a very practical manager. But again, the “perceived value” part of it kept people from acknowledging the logical flow i guess.

Now here is my question. How can your perceived value be related to your actual values?! Its like saying just because u know what is good, u are good. If i were the most corrupt person who is trying to manipulate people the first thing i need to know is to identify the ‘good’ ones. So when people are actually trying to find out ‘good managers’ who can manipulate people in the best possible manner, i guess these tests hold good  (Did u notice i never said what my answer was? :P)

Now just the other day someone commented on how judgemental I am. I totally agree and further confirm that the person who commented on me must be crazy :P When u are interested in people, u tend to draw conclusions extrapolate behaviours and finally come up with misconstrued opinions and land up with belied expectations. Its ok. Its perfectly natural, since every third person i met here say’s he/she likes to observe people.

There was a beautiful article on Sustainability that i wrote in the mid term. Not by marks, not by the handwriting, but by the honesty of the content. I meant every word of what i said and felt good writing for long with the flow not dictated by books. If only i can say everything i want to say  Lot of small beautiful moments studding my vast sky of monotony and hardship. Reminds me of something i read recently.
“Ralph Waldo Emerson once asked what we would do if the stars only came out once every thousand years. No one would sleep that night, of course. The world would become religious overnight. We would be ecstatic, delirious, made rapturous by the glory of God. Instead the stars come out every night, and we watch television.”

On that note i end a somewhat disorganized thought process.